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Lovely little gift from my lovely little lady. :) #Isabel

Lovely little gift from my lovely little lady. :) #Isabel



Fox evolved into…

Fox evolved into…

Goldeen’s Spider-Man kissing Falco. 

Goldeen’s Spider-Man kissing Falco.



Today’s the day that everything changes. :)

Today’s the day that everything changes. :)



  • 49. Do you dance in the car?
  • Nope. I just drive faster. And lip sync
  • 50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
  • I just got one. I still need practice before I can become HAWKEYE.
  • 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  • Recently. It was horrible.
  • 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
  • They can be. That’s usually what I think until I see one, then I wind up having a nice meal of my words.
  • 53. Is Christmas stressful?
  • It certainly can be if you’re in a commited relationship and don’t have a ton of money.
  • 54. Ever eat a pierogi?
  • I have not, no.
  • 55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
  • Pumpkin’s a fruit right?
  • 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  • Palentologist! But then I took a Geology class was was supremely bored.
  • 57. Do you believe in ghosts?
  • Doctor Who has taught me that they’re just gas-based aliens looking to find a physical form. So, no. I don’t believe in ghosts.
  • 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
  • You’ve asked me this before…
  • 59. Take a vitamin daily?
  • Nope. Probably why I’ve gotten sick recently… Shit.
  • 60. Wear slippers?
  • I would if I hadn’t lost them. But I did, so I don’t.
  • 61. Wear a bath robe?
  • Nah. I’m not luxurious enough.
  • 62. What do you wear to bed?
  • Pajama pants and a shirt. What do YOU wear to bed, anonymous question-asker?
  • 63. First concert?
  • Moody Blues at Seaworld in San Antonio. I went BEFORE Blackfish came out!
  • 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
  • Target all day. (It’s closest to my house)
  • 65. Nike or Adidas?
  • Converse!!!!
  • 66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
  • Flaming Hot Cheetos, because I like for my fingers to look like they bled.
  • 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
  • How about no?
  • 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
  • The one where she badmouths another dude who was unlucky enough to date her.
  • 69. Ever take dance lessons?
  • I signed up for one in elementary school (probably because of a girl), but never went. I was such a delinquent.
  • 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
  • Either a teacher or a mortician. Those are the jobs she often talks about.
  • 71. Can you curl your tongue?
  • Nope. Yes, I tried.
  • 72. Ever won a spelling bee?
  • I won a Geography Bee two years in a row in Middle School. Which is just as prestigious as it sounds.
  • 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
  • I don’t think so, no.
  • 74. What is your favorite book?
  • I don’t read enough to have one. I’ll just use my old answer: The Scott Pilgrim Series.
  • 75. Do you study better with or without music?
  • With. I write better when I have music playing. The silence is distracting (That sounds like a lyric from a song sung by some indie band)
  • 76. Regularly burn incense?
  • Does anyone? 
  • 77. Ever been in love?
  • I am right now, so HA!
  • 78. Who would you like to see in concert?
  • The Killers and Arcade Fire again. 
  • 79. What was the last concert you saw?
  • I believe that was Arcade Fire.
  • 80. Hot tea or cold tea?
  • Cold usually. Cold and sweet.
  • 81. Tea or coffee?
  • I actually haven’t had coffee in a loooooooong time. So, tea.
  • 82. Favorite type of cookie?
  • Snickerdoodle, Christmas, and Oreo.
  • 83. Can you swim well?
  • I can’t swim at all, so if a tidal wave hits my town, I’m fucked.
  • 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
  • Yeah, for like 10 seconds.
  • 85. Are you patient?
  • I can be. But more often than not, I’m not.
  • 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
  • Still not sure. I’m thinking DJ, but she wants a band.
  • 87. Ever won a contest?
  • Um, did you not see that I was a two-time Geography Bee Classroom Division Champion?
  • 88. Ever have plastic surgery?
  • Yeah. I used to look exactly like John Barrowman, but the attention I garnered got to be too much. So, I got this bland face.
  • 89. Which are better black or green olives?
  • Jalepenos.
  • 90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
  • I like it.
  • 91. Best room for a fireplace?
  • A library. But far from the books. You don’t want it to become a Fahrenheit 451 situation.
  • 92. Do you want to get married?
  • Yes. And I’m going to soon. Just need to propose. Which I will also do soon. Stay Tuned.
  • 93. Are you a virgin?
  • Nope!

  • 94. When was the last time you had sex?
  • Last Wednesday.
  • 95. Favourite food?
  • Pizza, French Fries, Mint Oreos, Grapefruit, Omelets, and BACON.



Justin Bieber’s legal representation.

God bless this post.

(Source: suddenlycapaldi)




This is the most emotional post in the history of tumblr

I nearly cried.


(Source: buzzfeed)


Let’s all just take a moment to marvel at Nick Offerman break dancing.

My day is suddenly better…